For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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