All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
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if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
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Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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