just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
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i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
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I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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