So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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