I think I just saw someone hide a body.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
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All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
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I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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