he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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