Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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