come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
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My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
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I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.