I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
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I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
But theres a keg here and me gusta
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
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I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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