She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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