Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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