You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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