i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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