I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
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