Will you blow on my dice?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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