She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
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There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
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She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
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I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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