oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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