then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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