At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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