Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
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Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
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I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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