I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
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No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
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He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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