I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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