we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I will pee on everything he values.
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Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
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I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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