Hey man sorry I got all grabby
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
He shit in the fireplace
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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