so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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