U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
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I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
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btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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