you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
Randomize