So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
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This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
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It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Randomize