sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
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As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
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I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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