This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
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i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
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You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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