I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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