is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
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All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
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You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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