You just made me feel so damn special
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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