Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
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Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
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Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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