I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
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It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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