I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Randomize