Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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