That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
