I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
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super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
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You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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