pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
he wants to bone in the snuggie
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
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Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
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But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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