He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
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i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
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So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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