White coat. Heels.
Will you blow on my dice?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
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Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
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I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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