yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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