Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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