You surviving the open bar?
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Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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