we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
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Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
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Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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