Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
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She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
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Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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