we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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