is your mom at the bar?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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