i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
You're like the curious george of whores
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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