she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
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