need another drink. this is the easiest way
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I AM VODKA MAN
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
